dont judge a book by its cover. my math textbook has a picture of someone enjoying themselves on it. i did not enjoy myself at all
- House phone: *rings*
- Me: nah
My advice will be stop taking so many selfies. I have seen a lot of selfies lately. I think they’re getting a little out of control.
what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent
if ur looking for me i’ll be in the trash
That’s not Tarzan’s pet, though… That’s his family. HE WAS RAISED BY THE APES.
technically tarzan was the pet